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At last, a very clever inventor created a fucking machine that requires no electricity, is compact, moves with you and keeps you in control of the ride. And is environmentally friendly to boot!

The Monkey Rocker’s main component is a pivoting thrust arm that securely holds and thrusts your favorite dildo. In response to your movements, the thruster arm will move fast or slow, deep or shallow, for as long as you wish. The Monkey Rocker provides sensations that usually require a partner, for the times you would rather enjoy a solo experience. And being a machine, it can provide an amount or duration of stimulation that many partners cannot. Since you decide how well endowed it is with your choice of dildo, you can enjoy whatever degree of fullness you prefer.

click to see the monkey rocker in motion:
Our Monkey Rocker Fucking Machines ship with purple cushions. (No black, just purple.) Exclusive to the Stockroom!

The ride is quiet (and discreet) and requires little effort or energy on your part to get it moving. Just shifting your body gets it going, and the sensation of the ride feels easy and natural. There is no learning curve, just move the way your body prefers to create your favorite thrusting action.

The Monkey Rocker comes with small, medium and large rubber O-rings and a strong adjustable strap to allow mounting of almost any flared base dildo. The dildo pictured on the purple cushioned Monkey Rocker is the Buzz 2 in Midnight Purple. Sold Separately.

It also comes with a removable Vac-U-Lock® plug to attach any Vac-U-Lock® dildo. Pictured on the black cushioned Monkey Rocker is the Vac-U-Lock Thin Natural Dong. Sold Separately.

The Monkey Rocker is a prime example of “good things come in small packages.” The cushions at their widest point are 16”. At the narrowest point the cushions are 14” wide. The tops of the cushions are 16” from the floor. The length without the handle assembly is just over 22”. It weighs just 25 lbs. and is easy to carry by the integrated handles on the cradle sides.

It is primarily made from a wood product called Medium Density Fiberboard (MDF) that is more stable and long lasting than natural wood. The special kind of MDF called PermaCore is made from 100% recovered and recycled wood fiber, with at least 25% postindustrial recycled fiber and the balance consisting of recovered waste fiber.

PermaCore can withstand the rigors of powder coating, which is much more environmentally friendly and durable than any conventional painting process. The curvy, sexy look of your Monkey Rocker is largely made possible by powder coating and PermaCore. The powder coating process creates a seamless protective layer around every delicious curve.

To recap, the Monkey Rocker is easy to use, can provide extremely satisfying sensual thrusting in a variety of positions for as long as you like, is compact, durable, and environmentally friendly. We highly recommend this innovative product.

The Monkey Rocker can accommodate up to 400 lbs.

Please note: The item will be shipped directly from the manufacturer via UPS or FedEx Ground separately from other items and may take a little longer to arrive.