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“Veni, Vidi, Vici?” The original Latin might have been mistranslated. We think “I saw, I conquered, I came” is closer to correct - at least in the case of this Caesar.
The Caesar Pleasure Machine is easy to set up, easier to use and can be stored discreetly under any... More >> |
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We were impressed when we saw the innovative creation that is the Monkey Rocker, but we are awestruck by the wonder that is the Monkey Rocker Tango. It’s been said that dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire and with the Monkey Rocker Tango you and your partner... More >> |
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 | | | At last, a very clever inventor created a fucking machine that requires no electricity, is compact, moves with you and keeps you in control of the ride. And is environmentally friendly to boot! The Monkey Rocker’s main component is a pivoting thrust arm that securely holds and... More >> |
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 | | | The Blue Bot Robo Lover sets itself apart from other fucking machines with its beautiful navy blue Powder Coat finish, user-friendly design and remote control. It is manufactured with high quality components built to last a lifetime. The ingenious design allows simple angle and... More >> |
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 | | | This compact, streamlined sex machine is small but strong. The Stealth is a cost effective, sleek and powerful fucking machine that has many quality components and features. The machine is easy to use and easy to store. The machine speed is adjustable from 0 - 130 strokes per... More >> |
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 | | | The Dick Dexterous can penetrate at angles few other sex machines can accomplish. It has the ability to be adjusted at just the right angle of penetration with very little effort. This fucking machine offers great height and angle versatility at an affordable price. This sex... More >> |
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 | | | The Vick Versatile is an incredibly agile sex machine with a handy adjustable leg design. It works flawlessly on side of the bed, sofa, kitchen table, back of a limo, or wherever you dare. The Safety Locking Joints lock the sex machine into virtually any position. To adjust into... More >> |
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The Fuck Saw is a very special hand held fucking machine that can fuck really hard using the motion and six different speeds of a reciprocating saw. The special red rod is a Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter that attaches to the saw in place of a blade. The Vac-U-Lock dong attachment then slips... More >> |
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 | | | The Star Fuck Machine is a remote controlled fucking machine with eight amazing different speeds. This is a fucking machine with a wireless remote. That is what makes the Star Fuck unique among the sex machines, and why they call it a UFO, (Unbelievable Fucking Object). You can control... More >> |
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Put your favorite cordless drill to good use with this Dual Motion, Handheld Sex Machine. Simply plug your favorite variable-speed cordless drill into this machine and the sex machine is powered and ready to please.
This fucking machine is the smallest, handiest, most... More >> |
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 | | | This fucking machine sets itself apart by including many different attachments, strokers, and thrusters. There's no need to buy extra attachments! It offers total angle adjustability, variable speed stroking and thrusting, as well as 5 multi-speed vibration and pulsation massage... More >> |
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This state of the art sex machine offers double penetration! Each power unit is independent and capable of individual control. You control the length and speed of penetration on each unit. The Red Devil also features adjustable angles to control the exact location where the... More >> |
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 | | | The Sharpshooter may look lethal, but it is made for comfort-filled sex machine pleasure. The Sharpshooter sex machine is designed for use while the user is comfortably positioned on a bed, sofa, kitchen table, etc. The machine features height adjustments from 24" to 40" and the... More >> |
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 | | | This device is a sex machine/ slave trainer. The Slave Driver is a combination of a fucking machine and a stockade. The sex machine attachment mounts to the back of a doggie style-position stockade for disciplined training. The machine features an infinite stroke setting from... More >> |
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 | | | The Full Throttle is a compact, quiet, and powerful fucking machine that is especially great for anal sex. The handcrafted case is covered with commercial grade short pile carpeting, which contributes to the sex machine's quiet operation, and is easy on furniture. When used in... More >> |
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When used in conjunction with this Optional Stand, the Pleasure Box sex machine has many angle adjustments. This stand allows for height adjustment, and makes the sex machine capable of pivoting upwards and downwards with adjustable angles. It is easy to install. No tools required.... More >> |
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 | | | The Full Throttle Deluxe lives up to its name by offering an extra quiet, extra smooth ride that is especially great for anal sex. This fucking machine features a precision linear shaft and linear bearing to make it one of the smoothest sex machines available. The handcrafted... More >> |
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When used in conjunction with this optional stand, the Full Throttle Deluxe sex machine has many angle and height adjustments and is ready to cater to exact desired angles. It is easy to install. No tools are required. Make the most of your More >> |
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Turn your fucking machine into a double penetrator with this handy Double Penetration Adapter. This kit includes two threaded billet aluminum Vac-U-Lock adapters that attach to any Vac-U-Lock dildo. The Double Penetration Adapter is adjustable so you can use different size dildos... More >> |
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Use your favorite dildo with balls on your fucking machine with this handy Universal Dildo Holder. Sturdy nylon adjustable straps with velcro firmly strap your dildo in place. The connector, machined from Billet Aluminum directly connects to the fucking machine's shaft. The holder... More >> |
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Now you can use your cherished Fleshlight on your fucking machine with this handy Fleshlight Adapter. The high quality rubber and billet aluminum adapter securely attaches your Fleshlight. The connector, machined from Billet Aluminum directly connects to the fucking machine's... More >> |
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The Reciprocating Saw Vac-U-Lock Adaptor turns a reciprocating saw into a hand held fucking machine with a Vac-U-Lock dildo attached to the end. The adaptor works with all Vac-U-Lock Toys.
One end of the adaptor fits into the saw in place of a blade and the other end is... More >> |
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